Guttersniper

condescension

iamdavidbrothers:

just fyi- any review of anything that mentions internet reaction or uses the pronoun I more than twice is lazy, amateur crap.

— BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS (@BRIANMBENDIS) February 15, 2012

Thank goodness this guy is here to put us in our place! I was getting worried that I was writing the right type of reviews. I would also add that reviews should be double-spaced, for ease of reading, and perhaps should refrain from doing anything but describing what goes on in the issue, to avoid personal bias or subjectivity. Letter or star ratings are okay, as long as they are above the 60% mark.
Also fun, from a few years back:

You, who stands so bravely behind his words that he has to hide behind cutesy fake names, feel the need to label Frank Miller with condescending nicknames? You know what? Ants don’t get to condescend to eagles.

 Peter A David, on Blog@Newsarama.

Comics, everybody! They may break your heart, but they’ll make you feel stupid for liking them, first!